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1 // Welp, your teacher planet, Saturn, shows up to test you every so often. Your exams are delivered around ages 28-30 and 56-58 (and again in your 80s). This is called your Saturn Return. 

2 // For the most part, it feels like things suddenly get serious...*something* in your external world is either limiting you or propelling you to step up.

Maybe you lose a job, get a promotion to a new/challenging role, have a child or grandchild, experience a profound loss, get married, break up a long relationship, etc.

There's a BIG shift coming (or already happening!) and you don't feel grounded in your power.

3 //  Somehow, some way, Saturn is prodding you to decide who you are. You have to rebuild your internal foundation so that you can expand in a way that feels like it’s in alignment with who you are becoming (or want to become).

Imagine what it’ll feel like when you leverage these cosmic energies and find alignment.

  • You’ll trust yourself to know what you really want to say yes and no to. And you'll do it.
  • With your astrological map of your soul’s plan for you ⎯⎯ you'll have a window into understanding your biggest lessons and challenges.
  • You’ll revolutionize your relationship with your inner critic and stop comparing yourself with others. Seriously.
  • Feel confidence when an old pattern rears its head, you can identify the real root and shift it.
  • You'll rebuild your foundation to find heart-centered alignment on all levels of mind, body and spirit.

This is why we’ve created a new framework & tools to take your life next level…


A guided journey through your cosmic rite of passage

Ready for alignment? Start now.


  • You find that you keep getting stuck in failing relationships or accidentally staying at mediocre jobs.
  • You go through whole days forgetting to take care of your own needs. Or maybe you “just don’t have the time for self-care.” You know what burn out feels like.
  • No matter what you do, there’s a little voice deep down inside nagging that you’re not good enough.
  • You don't have a vision — or if you do, you're not sure how to get there.
  • You're so stuck in painful, unconscious patterns and feel as if you can't find your way out.


  • You are in tune with your cosmic flow! You understand how to leverage your specific planetary energies.
  • You are tuned into your physical, emotional, mental and spiritual needs with grace and ease.
  • You’ve built the habits of being more centered, grounded, present, and joyful— the opposite of burn out!
  • You rebuild your self-worth foundation so that your life is in alignment with what your heart desires.
  • You understand your deepest held values and desires at a new level.

how the journey will unfold...

Here's a snapshot of the curriculum! You’ll have access to the self-study digital course to work through either at our suggested flow of 13 weeks (or at your own pace) for 1 FULL YEAR.


Sandy takes you on an elliptical orbit through the basics of Astrology (so if you're an aspiring astro-nerd, this is for you). We zero in on our "Teacher of Discipline" Saturn. You'll learn all about the mechanics and meaning of your Saturn Cycle. Then relax into a soothing hypnosis session for focus and empowerment. As part of your astrological study you will receive your birth chart and customized Saturn Transit report.


Dana teaches you how to raise awareness of your mindset and hone in on your true, unencumbered vision for the future. You'll learn a powerful technique to support your clarity, a 4-step process for empowerment, as well as the art and science of manifestation. This training will put you in the driver's seat of your life in every way possible.


Here, you'll engage with a 7-week program to guide you as you integrate your new tools. This process will help you incubate fulfillment (and practice everything you've learned!) in each important life area — emotions, relationships, sexuality, body, money, work, and spirituality.

the bonuses (that we're adding to all the time)

  • Bonus // Self Hypnosis and Meditation Training

  • Bonus // Saturn in Capricorn Audio

  • Bonus // Emo Emergency Kit (printable)

  • Bonus // Saturn in Aquarius Audio

  • Bonus // Saturn In the 12 Signs Audio

  • Bonus // 60-Day Workbook

  • Bonus // Saturn Return Hypnosis

  • Bonus // Saturn In the 12 Houses Audio

There are moments in life that are astrologically PRIME.

Are you ready to take the leap?


FOR 1 FULL YEAR you get access to:

the self-study digital course
all the bonuses (+ any we add!)

*option to add private coaching on checkout page*


*+ 2 additional monthly payments of $148


FOR 1 FULL YEAR you get access to:

the self-study digital course
all the bonuses (+ any we add!)

*option to add private coaching on checkout page*


partial scholarship ($197 pay-in-full or 3 payments of $97) for BIPOC & gnc/trans communities, please email for the scholarship code

This is a course that orbits right along with you.

You can work at your own pace and in your location of choice. It’s digital! As long as you’ve got the technology to read this page, you’ve got what you need to do this course. We’ve designed it to move with you so that it can be there to support you when you need it most.

You’ll have your own private course portal where you’ll access the videos, audios, and study materials. We’ll be there to guide you along with weekly emails.


  • You are feeling ready for something in your life to change, and are looking for a way to get the ball moving.
  • You are a self-starter and like to work at your own pace.
  • You’re becoming aware of your thought/emotional/behavioral patterns and you’re ready to find out what to do with that awareness.
  • You’re yearning to heal core limiting beliefs (the beliefs that keep those yucky patterns in place).
  • You’re ready to identify your boldest vision (the other side, baby) and manifest it.
  • You are at a different age -- but you feel called to make positive shifts and take your life to the next level.


  • You aren’t ready to take responsibility for creating change in your life. What you change changes you.
  • You need a high level of individual support.
  • You hope to learn/grow by osmosis. This program demands action. Not necessarily quantity, but quality.
  • You aren’t ready to take responsibility for what you're creating. You gotta stop the blame game & giving your power away.
  • You have zero intention of slowing down. Inner work requires it. You don't have to stop your life, but you do have to get more still to hear yourself.
  • You're looking for a quick fix. This is more a "become the awesome truth of who you really are over time" approach to healing.


While we didn’t make this Saturn stuff up (the ancient astrologers noticed it first, hmmm, about 4,000 years ago) we know you’re feelin’ it.

This is what we (us + Saturn) want for you -- to experience a life that is in alignment and in sovereign integrity with all the goodness that your higher self knows is possible!

We found this path with the help of beloved teachers and guides (physical and cosmic), and now we want to share it with you. It’s our greatest pleasure and purpose to give you the framework necessary so that you can up-level and cultivate your biggest and best visions.

When you heal, the earth heals. As Saturn would say, “We have work to do.” Are you ready? We are.


FOR 1 FULL YEAR you get access to:

the self-study digital course
all the bonuses (+ any we add!)

*option to add private coaching on checkout page*


*+ 2 additional monthly payments of $148


FOR 1 FULL YEAR you get access to:

the self-study digital course
all the bonuses (+ any we add!)

*option to add private coaching on checkout page*


partial scholarship ($197 pay-in-full or 3 payments of $97) for BIPOC & gnc/trans communities, please email for the scholarship code

The Workshop has fundamentally changed the way that I relate to myself and others, the way I relate to my past and my future. The combination of astrological guidance and real life skills to help cope with anything your life might be throwing at you is everything I needed to gain the insight and drive to navigate the trials of my Saturn Return.

Cassondra Kenny, brand manager // NY, NY
Cassondra Kenny, brand manager // NY, NY

This work came during a time in my life when I needed it the most. It helped me dig deep and learn essential things about my Saturn Return to help navigate me through this difficult time. Not only has it helped me during this time of my life but everything I've learned I know carry with me everyday. I'm looking forward to going through the material again in a few weeks from start to finish to continue to dig deep, confront what's holding me back and make the most of this work.

Katie Weintraub, marketing & development // NY, NY
Katie Weintraub, marketing & development // NY, NY

Percentage of Profits Donated //

We recognize the privilege we have as white women to do this work. We believe that as cis-white business owners it is part of our responsibility to give back in all ways and support others out there doing good work toward our collective evolution. This year, a percentage of our proceeds will go to the Audre Lorde Project.

The Audre Lorde Project is a Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Two Spirit, Trans and Gender Non-Conforming People of Color community organizing center, focusing on the New York City area. Through mobilization, education and capacity-building, they work for community wellness and progressive social and economic justice. Committed to struggling across differences, they seek to responsibly reflect, represent and serve our various communities. (Very Saturnian!)


What is the Saturn Return Workshop?

The Saturn Return Workshop is an online-course that joins astrology & transformational coaching to help you understand where you are and envision where you want to go. Sandy Sitron (an astrologer) and Dana Balicki (a transformational coach) are your guides as you discover new tools, heal the old stuff that’s ready to go, and reframe your future. This is deep work. We support you as you leverage your cosmic rite of passage and walk toward the change when it’s time.

Should I do this course if I’m not in my Saturn Return?

This course is designed to support you before, during or after your Saturn Return. So, yes -- join us! These teachings are meant to help you make the changes that you are ready for. A lot of people do this work at different ages (Sandy always shares her story about doing this work after her Return) than those mentioned because it's so helpful to prepare for the next phase and review the last phase. Always learning!

How long do I have access to the course?

You have access to the course for 1 FULL year! That includes the digital course and any updates and additions we do to the material and more. You'll receive weekly emails for the first 13-weeks to guide you through the course and work through the 6 lessons (one each week) and then you’ll integrate what you’ve learned with a 7 week astro-coaching practice that hits every important life area. You can totally do it on your own time, as well.

Do I need any special kind of software/apps/technology to participate?

Just the internet!

How much time do I need to set aside for the course?

So, you have 1 FULL year of access to the materials so you can take it at your own pace. However, if you want to take advantage of the 13-weeks of guided coaching, we recommend devoting 2-3 hours per week to the course so you create the necessary momentum to make sustainable change in your life.

I’m a beginner with astrology. Do I need any astrology experience to take this course?

Not at all! We’ll teach you all the astrology you need to know. And we always trust that you'll absorb what you need. If you want to keep it simple, it totally can be. If you want to get geekier with it, we provide that opportunity too.

Do you offer a refund?

No refunds are offered as this course is delivered digitally, and we have chosen to deliver it to you immediately after purchase. To read our full refund policy, click HERE.

How do you support students as they work through the content?

This is a self-guided, self-study digital course. This course is on-demand, ready when you are! If you have questions while you work through the lessons, you are invited to ask them in our free public forum shared with other Saturn Returners like yourself.

Wait, what exactly do I get in the course?

  • Your birth chart and a brief individualized report that shares the dates of your most recent or upcoming Saturn transit
  • 10+ online video lessons that teach:
      • How to understand the astrological big picture
      • How to read and understand your unique astrological map (this is like your own personal user’s manual -- yes, you really have one!)
      • How mindset works
      • How to connect with and strengthen your personal powers, aka your foundation
      • How to heal your old, outdated, limiting beliefs
      • How to envision a new way of being
      • How to MANIFEST that new way into reality
  • a 7-week practice to integrate your new vision in every important life area -- emotions, relationships, sexuality, body, money, work and spirituality.
  • bonuses and hypnosis recordings to help you surf the waves of your Saturn Return

What if I have another question that isn't here?

No problemo! Just email us at and ask away or click the little chat icon at the bottom right of this page. We'll respond asap.



    You’ll sign up (yay!) and get all the course sign-in info sent to you via your Welcome Email within minutes!


    Your Welcome Email gives you access to the whole platform and all the course materials. You’ll start with the Welcome Module and go from there.

  • 3 // YOU DO THE WERK

    Weekly emails will midwife you through the course and your journey. There are tons of bonuses to enhance & support your experience. The rest is up to you!



We're here to help courageous humxns who are ready to upgrade and create alignment so that they can live their best lives.

We’ve spent the last 19 years being beloved friends (!!!) and the past several years combining our healing journey know-how to create unique and oh-so-needed approaches to living on this planet at this time.

Our mash-up of powerful transformational tools combined with personalized astrological insight have helped hundreds of folks navigate their cosmic cycles with grace and clarity.

The result our clients experience? True alignment across all life areas.

Two things you might not know about us: Sandy's been practicing astrology since she was 9. Dana used to be a full-time grassroots organizer (left of left left).

Here's Sandy helping Dana get into her wedding dress (seriously wouldn't have happened without Sandy's stellar support)!


Any questions we haven't answered? Email us!